canned coffee review

from left to right: FIRE, Rainbow Blend, DEEPRESSO, Wonda Morning Shot, Double Presso

well...These are some of the finest canned coffee on the Japanese market, and you have their review here first!

Remi — 'DEEPRESSO' (plus 'Double Presso', but he didn't know it)

Remi: This looks pretty good. I'm excited to try it.

He didn't know we put a little Double Presso into his DEEPRESSO.
Remi: I hated myself more with every sip, but I couldn't stop drinking. I ended up in the bathroom on the floor weeping like a beaten housewife. The flavour was bitter, but i couldn't stop drinking. Now I'm hooked on the stuff and it still kills me every time.

A newcomer! but Akiko was willing to give it a shot.
Akiko — Velvet Touch
Akiko: hmmmmmmm...

Akiko: oooOOOoooooOOOOOoooooOoo so gooooooood!

Josh — Rainbow Blend

Josh: Well, I'm skeptical. I'm not even a coffee fan, but I'm willing to give it a try...Even if it looks like it's gonna be disgusting!

Josh: Oh my god! I can only say...'fabulous!' Oh Man! So good! Speaking of 'man'...I feel a little naughty. Know any good places to shake my man booty? I'm feeling cowboy sexy, like Broke Back Mountain


Graeme — Morning Shot
Graeme: Alright! This is gonna be awesome! I'm super-excited to try this. I mean, I'm a Suntory fan at heart, but any coffee is good if it's hot and free.

Graeme: What the hell?! I opened this thing and it sprays me in the face?! Jeesus! I just wanted a wake-me-up not this craziness!

Michiyo — Fire
Michiyo: Really? Why do I get this one? Is there something wrong with it? ...And why does it come in a barrel?
Graeme: Trust me, Michiyo, this will probably be the most delicious coffee you'll ever drink from an alluminum barrel!
Michiyo: Ok. Here goes...

Michiyo: Atsui! Atsui! (translation: 'hot! hot! It tastes like I'm drinking a burning building!)